A newly discovered domain of Science ” Reverse Physics” states new laws of motion.
Law of motion I: Unlike Newton’ s first law of motion [that every object will remain at rest or in uniform motion in a straight line unless compelled to change its state by the action of an external force], Prof. Bitch Life states that every individual will remain redundant or in a non-uniform motion in this uncertain life forever regardless of willingness to work hard to change its unstable state by internal healing and deep thinking.
In simple words, Life is a piece of shit and it will not stop stinking because you used a good air freshener.
Law of motion II: According to Newton, a velocity of object changes when it is subjected to an external force. Force is equal to change in momentum per change time. According to Prof. Bicth, a velocity of your life is subjected to a force leading you to troubles. Trouble is equal to every double return obtained per single effort applied.
In simple words, troubles are always in motion of action against you.
Law of motion III: Every action (force) in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction. In other words, if object A exerts a force on object B, then object B also exerts an equal force on object A. Prof. bitch states, every action of yours has a double and negative reaction. In other words, you take a step forth and you will be pushed two steps backward.
In short, you will always stay a step behind in life. Because the Ego of Prof. Bitch gets hurt to see you ahead.
Thank you for taking this lessons. I am very happy to disclose you all have received Grade F in this class.
Prof. Bitch Life